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So it's been said that I'm funny in small doses. Wow this is so awkward... am I suppose to say something here or??

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edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

(via growlethal)

wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

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(via supreme-sassyness)

naomicampbelle:

when your parents try to give you fashion adviceimage

(via supreme-sassyness)

wakingupinbakerstreet:

stealingcheese:

what kind of guys get into equestrian?

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I CHOKED

(via penisvvrinkle)

pocketsext:

cinderella by day

sinderella by night 

(via fake-mermaid)

crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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(via orgasmic-humor)

disneysnewgroove:

Disney movies in order of historical setting

(Excludes most of the package films. Some films, eg The Lion King, are impossible to pin down exactly and some, like Aladdin and Treasure Planet, are anachronistic, so these are estimations. A few have been split into 2 if there is more than one time period in the movie, and sequels have been put together.)

(via love-ismyrebellion)

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