Interviewer: I don’t want to burst your bubble, but you do know about Santa. You know the secret about Santa?
why are australians so much hotter than like 80% of the population is there something in the air over there
i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”
My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.
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