Interviewer: I don’t want to burst your bubble, but you do know about Santa. You know the secret about Santa?

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theyellowbrickroad:

why are australians so much hotter than like 80% of the population is there something in the air over there

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daftpostpunk:

why is inconvenience such an inconvenient word to spell

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selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

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the-apple-pie-was-worth-it:

How to properly break the 4th wall

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katie-kapulet:

whatthefinnick:

My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.

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patrick-arthur-urie:

dirtylittledamsel:

I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical

Put that thing back on my dashboard or so help me

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